My favorites are:
*So what’s your real job then?
*I’m so jealous! Being a writer is so easy! I’d love to be able to make stuff up all day and get paid for it.
*You should write a book about me.
*But what do you actually do all day?
*You’re STILL writing that book?
*Can you help me with this? It’s not like you’re doing anything important.
*So glad you’ve found an outlet to deal with your issues.
And so on and so forth.
What’s your top thing not to say to a writer?